Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

mom backwards is mom 

WAKE UP AMERICA

i’m a member of the student cinema committee at uni and i work the desk selling tickets + the week we were showing american sniper every time someone asked for it i told them it was sold out and did they wanna watch selma instead and at the end of the week we were drawing up the numbers + the head of the committee was like ‘wow i’ve never seen a film tank like that almost no one came to see it’ and i was just there like ‘mm yeh that’s so weird’

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world